A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!