Funny poem I found in a bathroom stall

Here I sit,
So broken hearted.
Came to $#!@,
But only farted.
Then I tried to take a chance,
Tried to fart and $#!@ my pants!

(This was found scratched into a bathroom stall)

written by
Scott Schneegas

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